Funny things

Sat 21 Nov 2020 - 21:36

I saw this and I thought it was very clever Smile

"After 25 years of marriage, I looked at my wife and said to her:

Honey, 25 years ago, we had a small apartment, an old car, we slept on the sofa watching a 50cm TV in black and white…
BUT, I slept with a beautiful 25-year-old blonde!
Now we have a house for 500,000 Dollars, a BMW for 50,000 Dollars, a water bed, and a 120cm flat screen color TV…
BUT, I sleep with a 50 year old!
My wife was very quick-witted, and she said to me:

You just have to find yourself a young blonde of 25 years and I will make sure that you end up in a small apartment with an old car and that you sleep on a sofa while watching a 50cm black and white TV!"