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Funny things I_icon_minitimeSat 21 Nov 2020 - 21:36 #1

I saw this and I thought it was very clever Smile


"After 25 years of marriage, I looked at my wife and said to her:

Honey, 25 years ago, we had a small apartment, an old car, we slept on the sofa watching a 50cm TV in black and white…
BUT, I slept with a beautiful 25-year-old blonde!
Now we have a house for 500,000 Dollars, a BMW for 50,000 Dollars, a water bed, and a 120cm flat screen color TV…
BUT, I sleep with a 50 year old!
My wife was very quick-witted, and she said to me:

You just have to find yourself a young blonde of 25 years and I will make sure that you end up in a small apartment with an old car and that you sleep on a sofa while watching a 50cm black and white TV!"



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Funny things I_icon_minitimeSat 21 Nov 2020 - 21:57 #3

ROFL @Chorilandia Someone really has that sign attached to their front yard!

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Funny things I_icon_minitimeTue 24 Aug 2021 - 2:57 #7

Just had a call from a scammer:

Me: Hello

NOT-Microsoft support: Hello This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support We are seeing a lot of wirus activity from your device

Me: Oh no My device? Are you sure?

NOT-Microsoft support: Oh yes, we have many reports!

Me: Oh jeez!! How can I fix it?

NOT-Microsoft support: It’s okay Sir, we can help you right now - are you in front of your device Sir?

Me: Yes I was just about to use it I’m so glad you called!!

NOT-Microsoft support: Yes sir, we are going to help you - can you please push the Start button?

Me: I think it's already on?

NOT-Microsoft support: Okay, Sir, now you want to click on Control Panel

Me: I don’t see that?

NOT-Microsoft support: Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?

Me: Yes!

NOT-Microsoft support: That is your Control Panel

Me: Wow, I didn't even realise it had a name!

NOT-Microsoft support: Yes Sir, now press on Internet Options

Me: Yeah, I definitely don’t see any Internet options - I don’t think I purchased that feature - this is just a cheap one

NOT-Microsoft support: They all have the Internet Sir - press the Start button again

Me: Oh wow, they all come with Internet these days huh? Okay, well it’s the same as before

NOT-Microsoft support: That’s okay Sir, we are going to restart your device - can you please turn it off?

Me: Uhmmm…I don’t know how - I've literally never turned it off since I bought it, it just kind of stays on all the time

NOT-Microsoft support: There must be an off button on your device - how do you stop it when it’s running?

Me: In those cases, I usually press the big button

NOT-Microsoft support: Okay Sir, please press that button

Me: Okay

NOT-Microsoft support: Is your device off?

Me: No, the door popped open

NOT-Microsoft support: Door? Is there a disc inside the door?

Me: No, there’s a burrito

NOT-Microsoft support: Why is there a burrito in your computer?

Me: Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support?

NOT-Microsoft support: CLICK
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