Just had a call from a scammer:
Me: Hello
NOT-Microsoft support: Hello This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support We are seeing a lot of wirus activity from your device
Me: Oh no My device? Are you sure?
NOT-Microsoft support: Oh yes, we have many reports!
Me: Oh jeez!! How can I fix it?
NOT-Microsoft support: It’s okay Sir, we can help you right now - are you in front of your device Sir?
Me: Yes I was just about to use it I’m so glad you called!!
NOT-Microsoft support: Yes sir, we are going to help you - can you please push the Start button?
Me: I think it's already on?
NOT-Microsoft support: Okay, Sir, now you want to click on Control Panel
Me: I don’t see that?
NOT-Microsoft support: Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?
Me: Yes!
NOT-Microsoft support: That is your Control Panel
Me: Wow, I didn't even realise it had a name!
NOT-Microsoft support: Yes Sir, now press on Internet Options
Me: Yeah, I definitely don’t see any Internet options - I don’t think I purchased that feature - this is just a cheap one
NOT-Microsoft support: They all have the Internet Sir - press the Start button again
Me: Oh wow, they all come with Internet these days huh? Okay, well it’s the same as before
NOT-Microsoft support: That’s okay Sir, we are going to restart your device - can you please turn it off?
Me: Uhmmm…I don’t know how - I've literally never turned it off since I bought it, it just kind of stays on all the time
NOT-Microsoft support: There must be an off button on your device - how do you stop it when it’s running?
Me: In those cases, I usually press the big button
NOT-Microsoft support: Okay Sir, please press that button
Me: Okay
NOT-Microsoft support: Is your device off?
Me: No, the door popped open
NOT-Microsoft support: Door? Is there a disc inside the door?
Me: No, there’s a burrito
NOT-Microsoft support: Why is there a burrito in your computer?
Me: Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support?
NOT-Microsoft support: CLICK
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