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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeThu 23 Apr 2020 - 14:26 #1

Bringing over a compilation from the original Playrix Forum of funny jokes, one-llners, riddles or stories all based on things from Township!  Laughing


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(please keep it clean)


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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeThu 23 Apr 2020 - 14:26 #2

Original Post by JayS:
https://forum.playrix.com/showthread.php?271969-Township-One-liners


"Was watching a TV program with some awful jokes and got worried how many reminded me of TS.

- Why did the banana visit the Doctor?
- Because she was peeling ill.

If that wasn't cheesy enough for you:
-What did the cheese say on seeing itself in the mirror?
-Haloumi!

- What did the cheese say to the teenagers raiding the fridge?
- I'm nacho cheese!

Am sure you have a selection of equally bad jokes to share,but let's keep it clean Smile"
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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeSat 16 May 2020 - 0:21 #4

A French joke now : Il est midi comme tous les jours à la même heure. 
That is to say: It is noon like every day at the same time.
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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeMon 28 Jun 2021 - 8:32 #5

Remind you of TS housing?  Actually, KBH (Copenhagen) flats.
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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeWed 30 Jun 2021 - 2:21 #6

That is a familiar TS look, but I don't understand why those people have not painted their buildings bright red and blue, nor even green and orange.
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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeWed 30 Jun 2021 - 5:23 #7

@Mayfield If you go down to Nyhavn (you can read about it at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyhavn), you get colours, bars and cafés and more colours!  17th-century waterfront, canal and entertainment district in KBH...  Orange is more the Netherlands. Township Funnies! 2255313916

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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeWed 30 Jun 2021 - 8:29 #8

@Lil Bear wrote:
 Orange is more the Netherlands. Township Funnies! 2255313916


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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeWed 30 Jun 2021 - 14:42 #9

@Lil Bear wrote:
@Mayfield If you go down to Nyhavn (you can read about it at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyhavn), you get colours, bars and cafés and more colours!  [color=#006600]17th-century waterfront, canal and entertainment district in KBH...  Orange is more the Netherlands. Township Funnies! 2255313916

Well, it's still not the multi-color scheme favored by TS housing designers, but it is cheery.

Buildings painted in bright colors also remain in some of the former Dutch Caribbean colonies, like Curaçao.  

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Newer stuff looks more like everywhere else.

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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeWed 30 Jun 2021 - 22:55 #10

Here is another beautiful and colorful place.
From my last trip, this is Cinque Terre, Liguria, Italy.

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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeFri 2 Jul 2021 - 23:50 #11

I demand an explanation!

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Township Funnies! I_icon_minitimeSat 3 Jul 2021 - 22:00 #12

Inflation. The ones on the top shelf have been sitting there for a while, still at the old price.

OK, really, it's just that Raja's prices for almost everything are not fixed, but set within a range. Sometimes they are higher, sometimes lower. It's really noticeable when we are buying picks a lot how much the unit price can vary.

It's also not usually this obvious because they're usually farther apart and for different quantities. I've been noticing with the bigger market order perk, There are a lot more duplicates at the same quantity.
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