Those trees just jump in front of you...
Now if that were a monkey instead of a sheep it could out manoeuvre the tree...
But no banana trees...that would be a distraction
And where in the world do you get snowmen that can hide behind trees without melting, then knock you over with a carrot?
Not many snowmen can chop trees into logs, then hit you with them, but these will.
Snowmen can do all that, but they cant take their rubbish home.
Such a beautiful piste, showered with balls, burgers, old shoes, those snowmen have no pride.
Beware, those snowmen are linked to some sort of mafia...they will charge you protection money so you can get up and go. They will give you a helmet, sometimes, but take it back just before the tree jumps out.
At the end of it all you will have given them a small fortune, and if you’re lucky you might get $50 back,
But don’t rely on it, they have someone trying their best to make sure you don’t get it.
But hey..that’s life